If my Google Maps had a Jamaican accent, I would do the opposite of everything she said!
In the Third World, we have much bigger fish to fry than semantics.
Christmas lights and reindeer yard decorations are going up as quickly as the numbers on our bathroom scales.
If you find yourself in as desperate a position as I was, and you acknowledge the risk of denial of entry back into the United States, this is for you.
It would be ungrateful of me not to give a shout-out to the 8 reasons I am extremely thankful this Thanksgiving 2018.
After going over the videos and photos from the trip, I realised I had enough to make a neat little video.
If business or pleasure brings you to Kingston, here are the safest ways to get around town.
Will I make it back home?
To all the Kingstonians who will be mad about my remarks regarding your city: unnuh gweh! @_@
One day I ate so much chocolate, it was coming out of my nose! #TrueStory