I've enlisted the help of fellow Jamaicans to tell you why we are so mean after all—or that you're totally mistaken.
One way in which we simplify Jamaican Patois is to do away with unnecessary bits and pieces of the Queens English.
I want to be in a state that embraces America's original motto, "E pluribus unum".
Here are the real three reasons Jamaicans will own fans even if we live in Antarctica.
If you don't like America where you are, move to another part of it.
What are some of the things from your culture that leaves foreigners scratching their head? The biggest one for me is that in America, so many people see climate change as fake news or a matter of opinion.
If you've never heard of the Jamaican Maroons, you're missing out on an important chapter of slave history.
If my Google Maps had a Jamaican accent, I would do the opposite of everything she said!
Christmas lights and reindeer yard decorations are going up as quickly as the numbers on our bathroom scales.
If you find yourself in as desperate a position as I was, and you acknowledge the risk of denial of entry back into the United States, this is for you.