My Cat Was Bullied on Twitter for Defending My Right to be Jamaican: The Fishy Taste of Ethnocentrism

Last year, when asked what you would most like to read about on my blog, I received a lot of requests via comments, email, and social media to write about my life as an expat in America, and the cultural differences I have encountered.

On that topic, I have enough tales to fill this blog for a lifetime to come, but have kept many to myself or within private circles. This incident, however, happened on a public forum between a Jamerican cat and an American woman. I’m just sharing the story and adding my two cents.

Here’s what happened — and how the stink of ethnocentrism found its way to our noses.

How It Started

As many of you know, my feisty feline has his own Twitter page. He tweets without opposable thumbs under the handle @ShadowThePRcat, via my old BlackBerry. He mostly spends his time chatting up writers, causing trouble with other Twitter Kitties, and advocating for his favourite causes.

Recently, I saw a bit of sisterly love playing out, which involved a good Twitter friend from the UK, who also happens to be Shadow’s favourite ringleader. Sensing the opportunity for some innocent mischief and witty banter, I joined in and later dragged Shadow into the mix.

Shadow and Rosetta take special pride in ganging up on me, and sure enough, within minutes, I was being accused of starving the poor kitty, because he was denied tuna that evening.

Now, I know this all sounds trivial, but it gets ugly — and I want you to be as confused as the three of us were when it did.

As the playful tweeting progressed, Rosetta jokingly offered Shadow some fish, giving him the chance to state his preference. Shadow replied with:

The Cray-fight

Almost immediately, Shadow was hit with this:

If you read through the thread, you will see Rosetta doing her best to defuse the situation, but the Cajun Queen was persistent and continued to push the issue. Meanwhile, Rosetta and Shadow just continued to respond to each other.

The Cajun Queen would not let that slide either.

Finally, Shadow decided to dip his paws in deeper mischief than I suppose he had anticipated.

Things only continued to escalate from there.

Apparently, this bit really hit the mark for the Cajun Queen, as she then threw her last tweet in his direction and blocked him.

The Aftermath

If you’re wondering why I didn’t join in on the conversation, I do believe Shadow is a grown kitty and can handle himself well. Any dealings I had thereafter was specifically with Rosetta, and you can bet, I said crayfish.

I make no apologies for my culture, especially on an international forum like Twitter. I will not be bullied and cowed into being “Roman” in “Rome”. You have to bring me to actual Italy for me to consider that one.

Ethnocentrism & Racism

To be honest, this is just one of the many instances of ethnocentrism I deal with on a regular basis as an immigrant. You would be surprised how often my words are better than your words escalates to my culture is better than your culture, and finally, I am better than you. And that, as you all know, is the groundwork for racism.

It’s one thing to debate the finer points of each other’s culture with each other, or even outsiders. Jamaicans do this all the time, as have many of my European friends. We have plenty of good laughs about our own culture, at our own expense, as you’ve seen from my many Jamaican posts.

It’s another thing entirely to impose your culture on someone else, telling them that they must adopt your way of doing things or risk the dropping of F-bombs.

No F-Bomb Given

When I told my friends and coworkers what had happened, few people believed me at first. You just can’t make these things up!

For those who didn’t already know, it took them a few minutes to get past Shadow having a Twitter account, before they could even begin to comprehend the idea of a grown woman from Louisiana publicly arguing with a one-year-old cat on Twitter over the word crayfish. Many still didn’t believe until I sent a link to the thread. The guffawing that ensued cannot be put into words.

Was I offended by the Cajun Queen and her antics? I was more surprised by the turn of events, than anything else. That soon melted into a cocked eyebrow, then rolling of the eyes, and then annoyance.

The Reel Real Deal

What you may notice from the date of the tweets is that this started on Friday morning and continued into the afternoon, just as my article 15 English Words Jamaicans Just Can’t Seem to Get Right! was published. Am I the only one who finds this hilariously ironic?

What’s even funnier in this whole scenario is that Shadow, while well-meaning, is only half right. While there are many variations of the word crayfish, crayfish itself is the most correct. There are no equals.

Crawfish is considered an American invention, which came about a century after crayfish became the Middle English derivative of the Old French word escrevisse. Crawfish is also particular to a specific part of the United States — the deep south.

Just as the Cajun Queen said, those yankees up north — much like the rest of the world — say crayfish. I don’t know about you, but when it comes to debating matters of English, I look to the English (ie from England) for the “correct” answer, if indeed there must be one.

But funniest of all is the fact that after Shadow’s advocating that both pronunciations and spellings were correct around the world, and his instence that both sides should just respect the other, she accused him of trodding on her culture.

I wonder who she voted for…

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62 Comments Add yours

  1. Oh, you know who she voted for, and you know she doesn’t care he’s being blackmailed by a porn star😉

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    1. I believe you are right. She writes erotica anyway, so I think that isn’t too far from her alley.

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      1. 😂😂😂😂😂

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  2. All y’all wrong! It’s crawdads! hahahaha

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    1. Lol. I’ve heard it’s called that, but I have no idea where. I’m still curious to know who says yabbies, as well.


      1. Never heard of yabbies but I’ve also heard them called mudbugs.

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  3. I’ve heard them called crayfish, crawdads, and crawfish…I can’t believe people get so worked up about stuff like this! Like if you can understand what they mean, and they’re not being offensive which Shadow wasn’t, why even bring it up?? Why be hostile over semantics?? Smh!

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    1. Yup. And apparently some people say yabbies, or something of the sort. Especially as she is a writer, I would expect us to be comparing word choices and sharing laughs, not dogging my cat because Jamaicans taught him to say crayfish. I would love to tell you this is an isolated incident, but you’d be surprised how often people get on my case in America for spelling or saying things the British way. That’s the English I learned. Am I supposed to walk around with a disclaimer on my forehead? 😂

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  4. Elizabeth says:

    What else does this crawdad lover do in her spare time besides argue with cats?

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    1. Probably goes to feral cat settlements and waves a confederate flag? 😂

      But I do know she writes erotica and is highly excitable. I’ve generally avoided conversations with her before. When I get into twitter threads she’s added to, I have always tried to respond to the other people and skip hers. People like that tend to blow up without warning, and this was one of those instances I predicted was coming. Just didn’t think Shadow was going to be the victim.


      1. Elizabeth says:

        Erotica? Like about crawdads?

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      2. I’ve never read it, but you know, considering how passionately she defended her crawfish, it very well could be.

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  5. Wow! That’s hilarious! I was wondering what that was all about. Unbelieveable.

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    1. Oh, they were dying at work this weekend. I suppose this is a testament to my PR and social media skills. People actually take Shadow seriously enough to argue with him like this online 😂

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      1. When I first saw it on Twitter I was like “Umm…okay.” But I see Shadow remained poised and handled the situation with maturity.

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      2. Haha, yes it is quite a bizarre incident. I’m proud of the little puss. He stood his ground on all four paws without letting the claws out. Personally, I would never pick a fight with a cat over seafood, but to each his own! 😂

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      3. Hahahahaha! True!

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  6. darthtimon says:

    It’s actually clawfish, who will rise up out of the ocean and pinch us for eating their brethren. S

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    1. You know what? I think you’re 100% right. 😂

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  7. bobcabkings says:

    I will refer the question of crayfish/crawfish to The Bard:

    “Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
    Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
    What’s Montague? …O, be some other name!
    What’s in a name? that which we call a rose
    By Any Other Name would smell as sweet;
    So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call’d,
    Retain that dear perfection which he owes
    Without that title.”

    And, I would not want to try to settle any argument as to whether Jamaicans or Cajuns cook them better, but the testing would be delicious on both counts. I suspect the Shadow prefers his without hot sauce.

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    1. Hahahahahaha, what’s in a name indeed!

      I would say that both taste good, but Jamaicans make it more spicy. Think of the difference between southern BBQ chicken and Jamaican jerked chicken.

      Whenever my mom or the travel agent brings some by for him, I usually wash it first just in case. But I have seen him dive into one that wasn’t washed off. Most times they bring him ones that were in soup, so it’s not too spicy I think.

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      1. bobcabkings says:

        I was thinking he might like them with a nice catnip and cream sauce. 🙂

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      2. You know, that’s not a bad idea! I’ll look into that. 🤔

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  8. In the U.K. they are known as (not ARE as in a definite smh but we know them as) Crayfish.

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    1. Yup, which is why Jamaicans also say crayfish. We inherited that from you, and never changed it to anything else. I never heard crawfish until I moved to Georgia.

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      1. Oh right! Yeah, I never heard any other until I started watching US TV in my teens. I thought they were completely different things ha! Regarding semantics and peeps being obsessed with dialect- some people just aren’t worth your time y’know. 😆

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      2. Haha. We can agree on some people not being worth the time. I suppose not everyone understands or agrees with “to each their own” and believes all the world should speak and look as they do.

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  9. I cannot believe it! Yes, we know who this person voted for.

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    1. I couldn’t believe it was happening even while I watched it unfold in real time. Tsk tsk.

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  10. trentpmcd says:

    You’re all wrong, they’re crawdads. 😉 That being said, when they aren’t crawdads, they’re crayfish. But they’re not fish, so they must be crawdads…

    Go ahead and say Potato and I’ll say…, wait, that doesn’t work in writing does it? My guess is that she was hoping it would be a flame war and when Shadow was actually reasonable, she had no clue what to do and got flustered. She hated being flustered (and outsmarted by a year old cat), so she threw her little tantrum and left. Good riddance.

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    1. Hahahahahahahahaha! She does seem to love drama, which I suppose is not so very strange for a writer. I believe your theory is the right one! 😂

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